Wednesday, May 09, 2007

Real Newspaper Ads

FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
8 years Old. Hateful little dog. Bites.


FREE PUPPIES:
1/2 Cocker spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.


FREE PUPPIES...
Mother, =KC German Shepherd.
Father, Super Dog...able to leap tall fences in a single bound.


FOR SALE -
COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.
Also one gay bull for sale.


GEORGIA WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE.
WORN ONCE BY MISTAKE.
Call Stephanie.

FSBO: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes. Excellent Condition.
$1,000 or best offer. No longer needed, got married last month. Wife Knows everything.

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