Well, don't get irritated that I just had to put this here. I am so easily entertained and since I have hardly left the house this week, anything that gets a smile out of me is worth sharing. Tessa is busy playing on her video game, so I decided to come upstairs and work on my photo albums. It is a job I never seem to finish. I read these and I can see how these mistakes can be made. Kind of scary! Till next time...
Actual writings on Hospital charts.1. The patient refused autopsy.2. The patient has no previous history of suicides.3. Patient has left white blood cells at another hospital.4. She has no rigors or shaking chills, but her husbandstates she was very hot in bed last night.5. Patient has chest pain if she lies on her leftside for over a year.6. On the second day the knee was better, and on thethird day it disappeared.7. The patient is tearful and crying constantly. Shealso appears to be depressed.8. The patient has been depressed since she beganseeing me in 1993.9. Discharge status: Alive but without my permission.10. Healthy appearing decrepit 69-year old male,mentally alert but forgetful.11. Patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia forlunch.12. She is numb from her toes down.13. While in ER, she was examined, X-rated and sent home.14. The skin was moist and dry.15. Occasional, constant infrequent headaches.16. Patient was alert and unresponsive.17. Rectal examination revealed a normal size thyroid.18. She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life, until she got a divorce. 19. I saw your patient today, who is still under our carfor physical therapy.20. Both breasts are equal and reactive to light andaccommodation.21. Examination of genitalia reveals that he is circus sized.22. The lab test indicated abnormal lover function.23. Skin: somewhat pale but present.24. The pelvic exam will be done later on the floor. 25. Patient has two teenage children, but no other abnormalities
Actual writings on Hospital charts.1. The patient refused autopsy.2. The patient has no previous history of suicides.3. Patient has left white blood cells at another hospital.4. She has no rigors or shaking chills, but her husbandstates she was very hot in bed last night.5. Patient has chest pain if she lies on her leftside for over a year.6. On the second day the knee was better, and on thethird day it disappeared.7. The patient is tearful and crying constantly. Shealso appears to be depressed.8. The patient has been depressed since she beganseeing me in 1993.9. Discharge status: Alive but without my permission.10. Healthy appearing decrepit 69-year old male,mentally alert but forgetful.11. Patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia forlunch.12. She is numb from her toes down.13. While in ER, she was examined, X-rated and sent home.14. The skin was moist and dry.15. Occasional, constant infrequent headaches.16. Patient was alert and unresponsive.17. Rectal examination revealed a normal size thyroid.18. She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life, until she got a divorce. 19. I saw your patient today, who is still under our carfor physical therapy.20. Both breasts are equal and reactive to light andaccommodation.21. Examination of genitalia reveals that he is circus sized.22. The lab test indicated abnormal lover function.23. Skin: somewhat pale but present.24. The pelvic exam will be done later on the floor. 25. Patient has two teenage children, but no other abnormalities
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