A will is a dead giveaway.
A boiled egg is hard to beat.
God don't believe an atheist.
Acupuncture: a jab will done.
A backward poet writes inverse.
A calendar's days are numbered.
Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.
To write with a broken pencil is pointless.
A bicycle can't stand alone; it is two tired.
A thief who stole a calendar got 12 months.
When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, U.C.L.A.
A dentist and a manicurist fought tooth and nail.
A chicken crossing the road: poultry in motion.
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
The dead batteries were given out free of charge.
You are stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.
Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.
When fish are in schools, they sometimes take debate.
A lot of money is tainted: 'Taint yours, and 'taint mine.
If you don't pay your exorcist you can get repossessed.
When you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.
He had a photographic memory which was never developed.
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. then it hit me.
The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine was fully recovered.
Those who get to big for their britches will be exposed in the end.
When she saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she'd dye.
Police were called to a day care where a 3-yr-old was resisting a rest.
The roundest knight of King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.
Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft and I'll show you a A-flat miner.
A thief fell and broke his leg in wet cement. he became a hardened criminal.
The butcher backed up into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.
The short fortune teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.
A grenade fell onto a kitchen floor in France, resulted in linoleum Blownapart.
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
In a democracy it's your vote that counts; in feudalism, it's your Count that votes.
A dyslexic insomniac atheist is a man that stays up late at night wondering if there is a dog.
Does anyone else have this problem, not enough time to get everything done? By the time I get home from work I just want to sit and relax, but how can I when the house screams 'clean me'. I noticed this lovely pair of finches at lunch. They had finally found our bird feeders. When John got home I told him about it and you know what he was doing from then on, YEP, the camera came out. I was working on supper and all John could say was, that smells deceptively good. I still am not sure I like that remark. 
Hope all is well with everyone. Have a great day or night depending on where you are at!
John took the photo of the finch with my camera. I guess he just like testing it out. The eagle was shot on Sunday, I sure wish we could see the mate when we are out there. I took this shot also. Looks to be a bit windy up there in the nest.
just a clicking away!
Mom, when you are ready to write you can send me more photos. Susan, hello and hope this is a great day for you!
She was referring to the cutting board having the impression of the image that was just cut out on top of it. I always say that she is so much like her father, which of course she is!! She comes up with these remarks and I am reminded sadly that she also has my hangups. This week another one showed up, she had borrowed a book to one of my coworkers, and just asked that she be very careful with her book. This person decided that she did NOT dare bring the book home in case her children messed it up. This little tendency for our books to stay as pristine as possible must be a family trait. YOU KNOW WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT JULS!
